Aug 8, 2015
After a cat murders his owner, a perpetually squealing Diane Keaton travels to a remote town to handle her brother's affairs while coping with violent withdrawals from nicotine. This is seriously the plot of "Northern Lights," the first ever Disney Channel Original Movie. As you may know from our first minisode, this movie is absurdly hard to find and as we found out, that is for good reason. Along with guests Lorraine Longhi and Leslie Standridge, we made sure to ask the important questions: who is winning the battle for Diane Keaton's soul? Who would she be if she were a Muppet? Are you really allowed to say "titty" on the Disney Channel? Is Geraldo Rivera the Unabomber? All that and more on this definitive redux episode of Zetus Lapodcast.