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Dec 23, 2015

A few months back, I resolved that the next time I don't have a traditional episode ready to be released, I would treat you all to some dramatic readings of fanfiction based on your favorite Disney Channel Original Movies. This was a very naive idea because as you are probably guessing, it's all just erotica with...


Dec 14, 2015

Burgeoning comedy person and bowling enthusiast Sydney Varga joins us to talk about wine coolers and DCOM daddies on our ALLEY CATS STRIKE episode.

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Dec 7, 2015

Andrew Schwartz (Talkin' 'Bout Turtle) joins me to talk about MIRACLE IN LANE 2, a movie where God is really hot and everyone in heaven has spina bifida. Zach has a brief panic attack, the merits of butt chugging are argued and Andrew learns what one of the many racial slurs used in GRAN TORINO means.

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Nov 23, 2015

Matt Farley, the most prolific musician in the world (this is a verifiable, objective fact), took some time out of his spectacularly busy schedule to talk to us about UP, UP AND AWAY, a superhero movie where Kevin Connolly plays a supervillain. No, really. The movie is short and fairly unremarkable so we take...


Nov 16, 2015

My mom joins me this week to talk about Model Behavior, aka the Disney Channel Original Movie that Justin Timberlake and Kathie Lee Gifford were both in. I learned my mom briefly considered not getting me vaccinated, so that was weird.

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